Simply Absurd

Alice Hopcraft causes consternation by announcing she had just been pollinated by the wind

The Wellington Triplets

A lifetime in the attic

Ernest Shrapnell

had spent his lifetime

being troubled by root vegetables

Oscar Rudge

was safe in the knowledge that

he had never visited Nuneaton

Edna was more than pleased with the fertiliser she had purchased from the sperm bank

Arnold Fribb

creator of the wooden pineapple